Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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