long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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