I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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