I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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