I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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