we have officially lost it.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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