Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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