You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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