Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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