their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You were trust falling into bushes
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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