3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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