it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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