4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
the day after is always just damage control
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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