Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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