Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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