Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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