The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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