We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
