He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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