The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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