I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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