I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
