ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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