why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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