Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Randomize
