Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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