dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
wow bdsm is so cute
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