My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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