I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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