"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
