He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
whose ass print is on the piano?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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