My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Randomize
