Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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