i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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