it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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