Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
