Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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