So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
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