can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I will be naked everywhere
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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