I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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