you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
