i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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