the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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