some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
well you can't waste a boner
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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