Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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