you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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