wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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