google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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