it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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