Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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