Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
