She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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