The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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