so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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