He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
id be glad to
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
