butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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